<p> <b>Me:</b> So what do you think of Fire Emblem: Fates?<p/><b>Them:</b> I can't believe "incestual" marriage is allowed in this game. Also, Soleil is totally a lesbian. What do you mean she's bisexual? Male Kamui made her straight. Gross. So problematic-<p/><b>Me, shoving breadsticks in my purse:</b> I don't need to give you an excuse as to why I'm leaving.<p/></p>