cutestrology:

Aries: throwin all kindsa shells (especially the blue shells) and pushing everyone off the edge
Taurus: IM WINNING OH MY GOD THIS IS GRE-oh i lost.. meh i didn’t really wanna play anyway
Gemini: talks the whole time and telling jokes, or trash talking when theyre losing
Cancer: WTF U SUCK AHH UGH IM DONE
Leo: LMAO IM WINNING, LOSERS. IM THE BEST
Virgo: *uses strategy and picks only the best players and carts*
Libra: lmao im winning cuz i chose the best cart and cutest player, im so awesome
Scorpio: ..if you touch me or throw any shells at me i swear i will hurt your family.. *glares*
Sagittarius: laughing at anything and everything thats going on
Capricorn: I WANNA WIN WTF JUST LET ME WIN PLS
Aquarius: picks a zany cart and character and ends up winning after being in last the whole time
Pisces: UGH I HATE THIS GAME I SWEAR TO GO-oh, look, im winning!! i love this game lol