astrololame:

ARIES: don’t jump on the band wagon so often. do your own damn reason and quit getting angry at things when it’s not your place

TAURUS: GET OVER IT. you’re so salty and it happened forever ago. give it up.

GEMINI: make up your fucking mind. no one else is going to make it for you, make a decision right now and be straight about it.

CANCER: honestly stop being so over dramatic. realize that the worlds not always falling apart around you hot damn stop wanting to be babied all the time.

LEO: quit being a bitch. simple as that. you dish it out, you get it back in return. either quit starting shit and being rude to everyone or realize that they’re going to be rude back and you deserve it.

VIRGO: own yourself like damn! quit going around acting like someone else and pick a damn personality.

LIBRA: people actually really don’t like it when you talk shit about them. surprise, i know. you’re not some “real bitch” or truth spreader, you’re being unnecessarily awful to people who don’t deserve it.

SCORPIO: you’re not a damn victim, quit acting like it and get a grip. you know what I’m talking about.

SAGITTARIUS: if you want adventure, get out there and get it! quit complaining that nothing ever happens when you never make anything happen

CAPRICORN: be real with people. stop sliding in and out of people’s lives like you’re good at it. you leave enough of an impact that it hurts when you keep coming and going.

AQUARIUS: people! have! feelings! you’re basically assuming that you’re some sort of god and no one else has troubles in life. get that “woe is me” mentality out of your head please.

PISCES: you get what you deserve, so work harder if you want something better go get it and stop whining.