opossumprince:

Howdy! I’m Tumbley. Tumbley the tumblr!

You’ve got real messaging! Yup, messaging. Real, threaded, instant messaging. Message other Tumblrs and they’ll get messaging too!

…Hold on, what?

Are you…. asking me about replies to text posts?

Hey buddy, you missed the point of this update. Let’s try again, okay?

…Is this a joke? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness updates

You know what’s going on here, don’t you?